Nobody Gets Out of Here Alive
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I have an extra room in my house
It’s supposed to be a formal dining room.
Say hello to my in home museum.
Or anything else that might sound awesome.
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Meh…
Spending too much time researching the history in A Song of Ice and Fire. Might as well read the books.
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I have this hanging in my house. My family says it makes my house look too much like a museum or a doctor’s lobby. So what? Why does that have to be so bad? It’s an amazing piece of art.
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So, apparently I’m a human band-aid.
I have to go to jail tomorrow morning at 8 AM.
I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m just being “laterally promoted” to jail work…but they’re gonna take a look at whether or not I like it. More than likely I will not, and more than likely, I’ll be stuck with it. This appears to be the way that success is often rewarded in our society. First we start with a problem. Then they find a solution to that problem. In this case, it would be me. Then they look at their human band-aid and think to themselves, “what else can this human band-aid repair without us driving him insane or having to pay him more money?”
This is how I got the Halfway House, Detox, and now, possibly jail.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I just hope the band-aiding stops relatively soon so I can find an equilibrium I can enjoy…or I get promoted to a manager position. I think more pay for more challenge sounds equally fair as well. Not being greedy, just being honest.
On a side note, I think I’m going to start writing a book composed mainly of what I know best - mental illness and coincidence.
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This is part of the John Green book club.
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